MINIBIKE WINTER comment if you in

Minibike Winter - Feb 13-16 - Portland, OR

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages and sizes!
Step right up and prepare to be amazed and aroused! For 5 years now,
in the heart of Cascadia, Portland, Oregon, there has been only one
winter bicycle festival in the Pacific Northwest, and that festival is
Mini Bike Winter. Created by free-fun-minded individuals as an excuse
to to get krunk and wreak some havoc. A combination of thrills,
chills, spills, and liquor is just what the doctor ordered to warm the
cockles of your heart and in your pants in these dreary winter months.
Enjoyed by all walks of life, be it Zoobombers, daily commuters, bike
messengers, weekend warriors, or the occasional passer-by, Mini Bike
Winter is a free weekend of bike debauchery brought to you by the
local bike community, and open to everyone who wants to have a good
time. This year, all the stops are being pulled out. Lightbar,
Olympic torch ride, mini bike hill climbs, downhill races, bike-drawn
chariot death matches, fashion shows, bike beauty contests, live
music, DJ's, community brunches, death, destruction, mayhem, no-pants
dance parties, Olympic-inspired feats of bike strength and stamina,
and of course, a little bit of nudity. Ok, so more like a lot of
nudity. Mini Bike Winter is a phenomenon that should not be missed,
and if you do, you will be ridiculed by all of your friends and
family.


BEN HURT III Chariot Wars

BEN HURT III Chariot Wars be a post-apocalyptic battle for life and limb.
YAR! It be a true test of might and stoopidity. Can you ride a little
girl's bike and get hit the most hardest by a padded mace? Or would
you rather cheat, (cheating is allowed) and use chicken-shit bombs
made from real chicken-shit like the chicken-shit you are?! Or maybe
just show up in your underwear and win anyway because you are badass?
Hey, it happened last year...
There will be a multitude of chariot tests, from speed to steed,
gladiator to flatulator, chugger to bugger, flailing to wailing, and
dying. Yes dying, and after that, drinking. Okay, fine, during too.


Thanks for helping spread the free-fun bike madness!



minibike winter 2008 from Kelly Peach on Vimeo.


Mini Bike Winter 2008 montage from millz on Vimeo.





come on lets just get there.