bike film fest deadlines

Hey So the dead baby international film festival deadline is April first (no joke) their site. and the bike porn entry deadline is april 15th. but the idea submission deadline for bikeporn is SATURDAY. So i came up with a little something.

Two kids (boy and girl) decide it is up and time to abandon society after being exploited by: dickhead bikers, cars, cops, toxic trash, landlords, druggies, and buisnessowners, and pack up and bike to a secluded retreat. (garden of eden) to find peace, harmony, good hills, and great orgasms. they decide to live predominantly nude and love to use their bikes as "sex seats" this short will be between 4-8minutes and is sure to leave you with a sweet taste in your mouth and maybe a hard-on.

im just sayin. i see it in my head, do you?