puppets the movie

puppet tv show the movie:





KIDSSHOW greenSCREENSHOT
opens with a medium shot of the puppet with alphabet and numbers behind him,


FRANK:
Thats right nine, ahahahahaha. 9.

Well little eric siemens in mooselake ontario...


DIRECTOR
CUT!

The puppet looks to his upper left confusedly.

Cut To:
Full Wide shot of the puppet at the greenscreen with a camera in front, revealing the shoot. Frank speaks in his normal deep voice now.

DIRECTOR
frank, the kids name-

FRANK
seiments what.

DIRECTOR
is simons.

FRANK:
thats what I said. that's what I said.

The director just sighs.

FRANK (cont.)
what'd I say?



(credits)
PUPPETS
Cut To:
EXT. (against the wall) Outside
Frank is smoking a cigarette and sighs. a man opens the door and tells him he's back on. He turns and looks, puts out his cigarette and leaves.

Cut To:
Camera 1

FRANK
okay whats my cue?


DIRECTOR
yeah, we're just gonna say action and you know, you laugh and go..
Cut to:
View of the production

FRANK
sigh, okay...

DIRECTOR
so you ready frank.

FRANK
yeah, I'm good...

Cut To:
Camera 1. frank is preparing. and gulping his own sock puppet saliva.

DIRECTOR
great, okay sound? speed? 3 .. 2... action.

FRANK
(high pitched laugh)
that was really great! but remember kids, just because eric got the cookie,
doesn't mean you will! so always listen to your mom and dad!
and remember, not everyone is as nice as mr. otterbee so be careful of strangers.
and if you can, always bring your cellphone like eric!
Hey if you have a story like eric did, send it to us at

Squeekers Television
PO BOX 81112
Fargo, North Dakota

Maybe we'll put it on the air like we did with erics! ahahahahaha.

well thats all the time we have for today kids! make sure to tune in next week! ahahahaha bubye! ahahahahaha ahahahahahaha ahahahhaha



DIRECTOR
Cut!














Some puppets were born stars, other puppets try to make it in a royalty controlled ratrace.

A walloon puppet from belgian, a puppet from a canadian kids show sick of the beurocratic bullshit, a puppet from ndakota that wants to do something different...


The puppets make their own show

they cant get funds from the bank so they sell crack...
Frank gets addicted to crack...


but the canadian puppet keeps it legit and hyphy, and the human roomates are down..

they interview a rasta about the whitedevil and smoke herb, they interview bands and pay rent....






FRANK
are you trained?

STANKY
Nah motherfucker, I'm a wild sock

FRANK
oh.